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A Questors Production

How to Disappear Completely and Never be Found

13 Sep - 21 Sep 24 | The Studio

Against the background of dreary Southend pier, a young man is walking away and fading out


A Questors Production

How to Disappear Completely and Never be Found

by Fin Kennedy

If you're not you, then who are you?

A man's life is spiralling out of control. Is he having a nervous breakdown? Is it the pressure of his pointless job? Is he even alive?

Disappearing to start a new life seems like the only way out, so under the guidance of a dubious specialist in Southend, Charlie discards the trappings of his identity as a London ad executive and embarks on a nightmarish journey to escape himself. But if he’s not himself, then who is he? And is he even alive?

This black comedy was the 2006 winner of the Arts Council’s John Whiting Award, which recognises excellence in theatre writing. Fin Kennedy’s exhilarating and extremely funny play ask us the question – what really makes us who we are?

“a piece of new writing that really does restore your confidence in the future of theatre.” The Stage

"An unsettling, dangerous play that makes you want to run away from yourself" The Guardian


**** Review of our production:
"With its committed performances, taut direction, hypnotic Radiohead soundtrack and characters who seem heightened often to the point of absurdity [...] How to Disappear Completely and Never be Found is a compelling, thought-provoking and often darkly hilarious play which demands that the audience engage with it fully, and will stay with them long after the final bow." **** Andrew Lawston, September 2024


Info
The Studio
Friday 13 - Saturday 21 September
No performance on Monday 16 September
Performances at 7:30pm
Except Sunday 15 September at 2:30pm
Standard tickets: £14 - £20
Under 18s and Students: £10
Concessions: £12-18
Recommended for ages 14+

This amateur production of How to Disappear Completely and Never be Found by Fin Kennedy is presented by arrangement with Nick Hern Books

Jane Arnold-Forster

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